My backpack ran away from home.
Normal camping gear to lose: socks
Not normal camping gear to lose: large backpacking pack
Uuuuugh. How did this happen?! I have literally torn my home apart searching for it. And it’s not like I carry it around empty, so the odds that I would’ve left it somewhere are pretty slim, since it would’ve been FULL OF MY GEAR. This makes no sense.
The only logical explanation must be that it grew legs & ran away to take itself hiking.